This afternoon our phone lines are down because the AT&T repair idiot working on our neighbor's phone outage managed to completely sever OUR phone line and remove the junction box altogether, and then he disappeared. We have called AT&T to get our own repair idiot out tomorrow (Wednesday). In the meantime, you can reach me at 818-xxx-xxxx (my cell). Sorry for the inconvenience.
Alison is in the process of trying to get the CMVC number forwarded to her own cell phone while I am down at Starbucks stealing their internet to type this.
UPDATE: The phone guy (NOT an idiot) came out late this afternoon to fix the severed phone lines. I guess AT&T figured that, since they were responsible for the outage, it would be wise to correct the problem sooner rather than later.
On the up side - we now know how to forward the clinic main phone line to a cell phone.